when misdirections go awry.

yesterday i had just run a race and was idling at the finish line, eating a bagel.

a young man, standing next to me, nods to me. i nod back. we get to talking, and he asks me what i do.

"i teach math," i replied. [1]

his friends also teach math. "which grade?" i ask. (they teach at a liberal arts college.) eventually i ask him what his job is.

"oh, i'm a physics postdoc at cmu."

argh!
i should have just said that i was a post-doc.

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[1] which is true. most non-academics i've encountered do not know what a post-doc is, and "i'm a mathematician" conversations get a little boring after a while.

it's not unlike telling someone that i have 8 fingers. as it happens, i have as many as 10, but it remains true that i have 8.

an observation, another photo.

even in my handwritten notes,
i precede side comments and remarks with backslashes: //



this is slightly odd. even when i used to study computer science, i rarely added comments to my C code.

backslashes are typographically convenient, though.

if it is a long remark, one just extends the slashes. imagine, in contrast, how silly percent signs % would be! q-:

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at some point i'll post about more substantial matters. there seem so many things to finish up, especially as fall semester draws near ..

photos: working from home.

the computer can wait.
coffee, thoughts, and paper, first.



scratchwork.



"wait, what's Axiom II again?"

wow. haiku proof?

from xkcd comics:

read, gap, compute, patch.

maybe the old saying is true:
nobody knows your own work better than you. [1]

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3 days ago i found a gap in one of the proofs in my preprint. having sent it to friends, two weeks ago, nobody caught it either ..

.. and people wonder why i don't post to the arXiv. \:

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to patch up the proof, i need one geometric lemma. it is literally a lemma from euclιdean geomeτry. after trying off and on for a few days, off and on, i still can't find a clean, simple proof.

so i've done what any sufficiently desperate mathematician would do: i started some explicit computations in trigonometry ..

.. which, yes, is embarrassing.
[sighs]

ah, well. at least it's true. then again, this is going to be a pain to put in LaTeX.


[1] this was told to me during a job application seminar when i was a graduate student. the point, i think, is to write a research statement that is not a technical mess to read.

it wasn't me; it was the computer!

yesterday i was editing a preprint, by hand first,
and when i arrived to the office at noon, by computer.

it was dark when i left, giving up.

i had planned to do more, like flesh out this one research idea on paper, read through a section of a particular reference, or even sort out the miscellany of my research into a reasonably organized plan, fit for an NSF grant application.

maybe it was ambitious of me. then again, i don't think complacent people get ahead in this business.

where did the time go?
the computer stole it all, i tell you.

there's something mesmerizing about a computer screen.

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sometimes we reach a point, when working with computers, that we think in terms of computer tasks and no longer in terms of mathematics. for example,

one theorem starts on one page and ends in another.
can i format things to avoid this?

i can give this definition later, so that this section is more cohesive. but if i do that, then i have to change this theorem and that lemma ..

maybe i should limit my computer time, for work or otherwise. i used to do it with television, and that seemed to work.

maybe it's best to limit one's time in front of digital screens.

when mathematical explanations go awry.

a week ago, an artist friend of mine asked me about my research. rather than give a lecture, i gave analogies of (very) special cases and minutely related (but concrete) examples. [1]

afterwards he was reminded of how parables are used in explaining religion.

admittedly, it wasn't the reaction i expected.

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i don't know when it happened,
but somehow i lost the ability to give simple answers to questions.

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[1] when explaining non-euclidean geometries, it seems easier to explain spherical geometry than hyperbolic geometry. everyone knows what a sphere is and how to imagine equatorial circles.

in contrast, i've never successfully explained the poincaré disc model to a non-techie.

wikιs (of a barely mathematical nature).

odd: i've visited mathscinet every day, this week.

(in comparison, i visit the arχiv and wιkipedia abotu every other day.)

speaking of wιkis,

Edwιn Evarιste Moisε (pronounced /moʊˈiːz/; December 22, 1918 – December 18, 1998) was an American mathematician and mathematics education reformer. After his retirement from mathematics he became a literary critic of 19th century English poetry and had several notes published in that field.

huh. a rather pleasant retirement ..!

as long as we're bringing up unexpected career pairings,

Hεdy Lamarr (November 9, 1914 – January 19, 2000) was an Austrian-born American actress and scientist. Though known primarily for her acting (she was a major MGM contract star), she also co-invented an early form of spread spectrum communications technology, a key to modern wireless communication.

wow: beauty and brains. speaking of which, i recommend "H.M. Pu1ham, Esq." despite the dry title, it's a rather charming film.

suboptimal workplaces.

i knew i should have gone to the office today.

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on most days, cafes are fine places to work. there is idle chatter, but nothing so distinct that you cannot tune out.

then there are those days, when ex-sorority sisters insist on sitting at the table next to yours, and complain, for over an hour and in valley-girl accents, about flipping real estate.

we academics keep offices for a reason, i suppose. \-:

admittedly, i had planned to read this one book in order to find some new research ideas and problems, maybe learn a few general principles in the area. i didn't expect to encounter anything this explicit, though:

"In any case, if the reader is looking for a transρort argument related to some geomεtric inequa1ity in Rⁿ, I personally advise him or her to try the Knothε coup1ing first, and if this turns out to be insufficient because of some geometri¢ reason, to go on with the optima1 transρort."

from 0ptimal Transρort: Old and New, by C.Vi11ani.

in some semblance of celebrating the weekend, i decided to set aside my active research projects and read about oρtimal transρort again.

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when i was a student, it seemed like i had all the time in the world to explore new ideas, to learn for the sake of learning. i could spend days browsing through a paper that sounded interesting but whose techniques i would never use again.

these days, the world expects me to actually know what i am doing and to accomplish something regularly. now i tend to watch the clock and calendar much more closely. now i try to be careful what i read.